Thursday, 13 September 2007

It works 60 percent of the time, ALL the time.

Was about to roll up tent when Julius AND Leo told me to watch out for scorpions underneath it. What the hell is with lake Victoria? Went to loo in middle'o'night, and the walls were literally black and moving with insects, it's just too alive here, for my delicate constitution.

Today, I have consumed:

*scrambled egg and bacon toastie (with the fakest ketchup ever)
* cornetto dipped in chocolate
* can of fat coke
* triangle of pineapple.

And it's only 10.30am. Leo is constantly encouraging us to eat - dinner of chapattis with awesome beef stew last night, with his mantra of 'take the same again' and 'eat as much as you can' - I'm starting to feel like a foie gras duck. He is SUCH a good cook, which isn't helping any of us.

On the road to Serengeti now, just bought an amazing wrap in the market in Mosoma for £2.50, no doubt will be 10 times that when I pay for excess luggage. Mom: I looked for all-yellow fabric for my quilt, no luck so far!

Truck-buddies all well. Nowhere near as big-brothery as I anticipated, and no scandal yet either.

Next update I will be lumpy, itchy, grumpy and worrying about sleeping sickness. Same old.

Eyeing up car of chocolate and granadilla juice. I think I might have Eating Sickness instead. Or worms. On that charming note...

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