Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

Hooooooooray! It's 10.30pm-ish on Day 7. So, I've done it. Tomorrow: fud. Only supposed to eat fruit, salad, juices, nothing cooked, nothing refined, so just raw fruit and veg. So, lunchtime I'll be popping out for a red beef curry. Ok, I'm going to try and behave, but there are no guarantees. I've never been one for half-measues. So tomorrow, I'll be drinking doubles just to be safe.



This afternoon was spend sleeping on the terrace, and being massaged. Hard life. Then had some broth - still couldn't do more than a few spoonfuls. Rosarie and I then caught the shuttley-thing into town for the purposes of shopping. I bought 3 pairs of false eyelashes (like they're going to be anything other than false) from a shop which sold some p-retty weird stuff, and I consider myself open-minded. Anyway, the funniest thing was ladyboy supplies - fake boobs, corsets for making waists, and my favorite: fake butt cheeks! Foam rubber! All together now "I said I like big butts, and I cannot lie".



Had 3rd tailor session. Whew. It's getting tiresome - still 2 more fittings to go tomorrow, the stuff is coming along ok, but I could live without going into town so often. To steal a line from Hopkins: If Lambu sticks me with a pin again, I will beat him like a ginger step-child.



In the hunt for a cab, we walked past restaurants, all giving off different smells. I was imagining a blind person walking down that street - like when you walk a bakers and the smell of fresh bread is unmistakeable - this was Thai, Indian, Chinese, English (pie'n'mash), Italian, American, Mexican.... even a SA barbeque place. Gorgeous.



As I think I mentioned already - one girl who is here for the 2nd time said that she took Valium to sleep on the 7th night because she was so excited about eating. To be honest, I'm still fine - I think I'll sleep without problems - but I definitely am looking forward to pineapple with lime juice. And maybe a coconut for the road.



Goodnight,



X



P.S.: Oh yeah: Ian - told you I could do it! He said I wouldn't make 24 hours, cheeky sod.