Hey lady! You! Blonde-lady! Where you from? England? Lubberlley Jubberleeey!

Egypt is heckle-ville. Aswan had special "no hassle" shops, which resulted in the disturbing situation of walking down the main bazaar street being crowded and pestered incessantly by people promising emphatically not to hassle you under any circumstance. Hmmm. My 1000-yard stare is coming on...well, miles.